This is Beetroot
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9 September 2004, 13:08
The Monday Five, courtesy of a random dingbat:
- I was just wondering why there was a section where you tricked people by advertising pix of women.
Ah, you must have found some of my old Funky Referrers pages. Yes, that used to be very interesting. No, I’m not a Google bomber, but I love what they’ve done with Verisign and Daniel Pearl/R Kelly.
- Why does it bother you that men like to look at women?
Oh, it keeps me up nights. No, I’m a belly dancer, you tit. Mmm, tits.
Besides, when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME. Mmm, ass.
- Isn’t sexuality at the very core of human existence?
No, Freud was wrong. It is, however, handy for reproduction and keeping your marriage together.
- Is it wrong to get aroused looking at a woman?
What am I, Dear Abby? It’s neither right nor wrong, it’s just aroused.
- I am very curious as to why some people get angry with this.
Sorry I couldn’t help you. What really annoys me is people who can’t Google to save their ass, breezing by websites and dropping this sort of detritus. Good day!
Hooboy
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