Hey you guys 5 March 2005, 21:10

Just in case you weren’t paying attention, let me lay it all out for you.

I now link to Que Sera Sera under SITES. Read her latest entry, and do not miss the part about 50 Cent. Nor shall you miss:

Twenty lashes if you missed even one of these. WARNING, there’s profanity.)

Did you also miss Flaubert’s Dictionary of Received Ideas? You bad thing. But I forgot to tell y’all why I blogged it in the first place. It was the last of these entries:

EARLY RISING A sign of morality. If one goes to bed at four in the morning and rises at eight, one is lazy; but if one goes to bed at nine in the evening and gets up the next day at five, one is an active type.

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WRITING ‘In haste.’
WRITTEN ‘Well written’: a hall porter phrase to describe the newspaper serials he finds entertaining.

I literally bawled.

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WHAT

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