Announcement 25 April 2005, 01:40

I have really reinvented myself. I mean, I’m totally different than I was years ago when you knew me.

I was a total loser and hung around with this pack of total losers (no offense) and did stupid stuff. Stupid stuff which I don’t do anymore.

I don’t even read the same kind of books or like the same music or play the same video games.

I looked even further back at my journals from high school and I am so definitely not the same person anymore. I just keep evolving and learning and leaving behind what doesn’t matter. It’s amazing.

I am fitter, happier and a more productive citizen of society these days. Actually, I am into so much cool stuff and have so many responsibilities that I don’t even have time to blog, because, well, you know how it is. Seeya.

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This is satire and I don't mean you

  1. # And then like 1306 days ago Oorgo goes:

    So that's it? Yer packin' it in? Can I steal the doorknobs on the place? Ooooo shiny.

    — Oorgo · 1306 days ago · #

  2. # And then like 1305 days ago Pam goes:

    Just kidding. Satire, you know.

    — Pam · 1305 days ago · #

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