Snax0r 23 March 2006, 11:13

This just goes to show that even the most reasonable person can be taken in by free samples. So I was at the health food store. I also brought home kale, Jaime. My discoveries:

Health food gets good. Well, whaddaya know? Smart Puffs do beat Cheetos. But the bag copy from Robert’s American Gourmet Chaos (signed by Robert himself, “Chaos Commander”) is completely unhinged. This snack food is chaotic, in that it contains both deliciously real-tasting organic cheesies and (zounds!) caramel popcorn. Never bother with Bits & Bites again.

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  1. # And then like 882 days ago jaime goes:

    I am on my way over!

    — jaime · 882 days ago · #

  2. # And then like 881 days ago Oorgo goes:

    Kelp? Are you requiring lots of seaweed iodine goodness?

    — Oorgo · 881 days ago · #

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