Neither here nor there 20 August 2003, 23:11

Bandwagon! It’s everyone’s favourite game, Squid or Squat!

1. Lasagne or bologna sandwich?

You are the cruellest of molluscs. Poshest homemade, spinachful lasagne

2. Coke or Pepsi?

Both crap. Haven’t we covered this? Ok, Coke

3. Coffee or tea?

One coffee each morning, tea not too late at night

4. Apples or oranges?

One can hardly compare. Is this some kind of joke? I probably lean slightly toward citrus

5. White or whole wheat?

100%.

6. Foreign or domestic wine?

My word. “Foreign”, as you so quaintly put it

7. Chopsticks or cutlery?

With Chinese or Japanese, chopsticks; I assume that is the question?

8. Whole milk or skim?

1%, Homo when it’s time to be decadent

9. Mango or kiwi?

Mango, by a nose

10. Automatic or manual transmission?

When the time comes, it’ll be automatic

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