Take off your coat and stay awhile 22 August 2003, 10:22

There is no need to wonder why I do this, for it is a blessedly welcome labour. This is how people are getting to my site. They are as trick-or-treaters on All Hallows’ Eve, their visits brief (and occasionally scary) but all conferring some unknown meaning…

Aug 25: Wow, these are way less interesting than the stuff from Aug 23 (see BONUS, below). I’m sensing a growing panic about university residences, and wanting to get the crib notes for assigned reading. Better you than me!

10 most recent referers (as of August 25):

  1. a world lit only by fire book notes > Books
  2. pam
  3. nicola gunn, edmonton > Fringe
  4. farming beetroot > Hair
  5. john keats, understanding la belle dame sans merci > Books
  6. beetroot
  7. gage ubc > Housing (Six women to one bathroom? Cramped!)
  8. a world lit only by fire > Books
  9. beetroot picture
  10. falassarna sex on the beach > Travels (We were BODY SURFING, okay? Aug 24)

The hits

The most recent 5 hits are given for each page, as well as the best search terms of all time:

togs < white cotton hippie blouses, coast guard jacket, dye beetroot, suede shoes and black tights, colour guard leotard (best: harem jeans)

diggings < ubc residence pictures totem, used kids quad in abbotsford, ubc area roommates, bachelor suite apartments in edmonton, jasmine apartment edmonton (best: crescendo and italian textbook)

do < how to braid hair, hair disaster pics, braid hair care, hair pics, purple hair colour (best: men hair barette)

links < 44dd, toothpaste for dinner, dan savage, vacation cartoons, legend of the red dragon (best: housewife comix)

books < a world lit only by fire (honourary mention)

Greatest, in order of -ness

  1. pinko fries recipe > Rootin’ (June 23)
  2. coast guard reefer jacket > Duds (~July 12)
  3. hawkers wares poem > To market (July 25)

The misses

You know them. They’re the people doubtless surfing from work, looking for pictures of women (and now men) in sexy clothing or provocative poses, but not wanting to see actual skin. These, the prude smurfs, got here with:

  1. form fitting skirt pics
  2. tight jeans contest
  3. tight fitting jean pics
  4. strappy sandals pics
  5. tight jeans kung fu
  6. romance novels vibrator
  7. men with lipstick prints all over
  8. short skirt pics
  9. tight skirt jeans
  10. daisy dukes pics
  11. silk stockings pics
  12. parent directory + scoop neck

Kicking around

Statistics! As of Aug 25, this site has been graced by:

BONUS: Less recent (Aug 20 – 23):

  1. sixpack bikes > Workout
  2. isabelle barbat > Fringe
  3. webcam ijsselmeer > Travels
  4. elvis recipes > Feast
  5. dragonfly tattoo gallery Southeast
  6. webcam costa brava > Game show / Travels
  7. photographs of beetroot
  8. how long does it take from chilliwack to coquitlam > Travels
  9. berke breathed, douglas adams > Elvis
  10. ishbadiddle > Apocrypha

There are also some older referers. (Sorry, accidentally deleted a page, so one intervening page (#70) is missing.)

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