Beetroot: Long overdue

Long overdue 25 August 2003, 22:09

A few googlisms, plus a secondary source: neo-googlism (cache now lost)

Update!

February 19, 2005

A lot of boring Pams have hit the web, or at least someone is talking about a lot of boring Pams on the web. Here are a few of the weirder, recent googlisms for Pam:

pam is always ready for instant use by trained nurses who can interpret what the pam shows them
pam is a portable launch platform with spin motor attached and spring device
pam is now swimming full length of pond
pam is a consistent believer in new age ideas
pam is a white, water-soluble polymer used as a thickening or suspending agent in water-based formulations
pam is particularly well
pam is a compassionate, caring and willing volunteer
pam is back
pam is dead
pam is so hott
pam is correct
pam is angry
pam is an average girl
pam is a funny bitch
pam is psyched
pam is still busy “spreading” fear
pam is a naughty brunette
pam is about to get smooched by garrett
pam is back from brooklyn
pam is out of surgery and doing fine
pam is now a member of the grande ole opry
pam is short
pam is designed to offer a number of features supporting the construction of interactive, graphical applications
pam is the system’s control and motion coordination center
pam is the shit
pam is a native of houston
pam is a proud lifelong resident of kokomo
pam is about to get the big smooch from garrett
pam is a very good thing
pam is an oasis
pam is certainly not
pam is outgoing and popular while pam is quiet and reserved
pam is connected to a supercam in a c8540msr system
pam is noone

The older stuff from August 2003 follows.

Spot judgements

pam is right
pam is ok
pam is evil and must die
pam is wrong
pam is a rookie
pam is reliable
pam is a babe
pam is a newb
pam is a ham
pam is a good person
pam is where it’s at
pam is pretty new to the board
pam is such an eyeful
pam is hot
pam is brilliant
pam is pregnant
pam is confused
pam is very professional
pam is a multi-talented lady
pam is relaxed
pam is used

Narrative

pam is traveling two ways
pam is there
pam is absolutely correct about you not calling ryan
pam is here
pam is right and you should not speak one word to him
pam is being stalked and she does not even realize it
pam is going
pam is a woman who has opened the pages of her life to god
pam is on the computer two hours a day
pam is being kept fairly comfortable now
pam is enough?
pam is going
pam is not in houston today
pam is explaining the controls to me over the headset
pam is particularly well
pam is amused that i can think of such things now

Characterization

pam is a mermaid
pam is designed to manage
pam is a certified healing science practitioner
pam is on the executive council of the board of directors of united plant savers
pam is john desotos’s right hand person
pam is also a journalist for her school’s newspaper
pam is a family
pam is also currently the chair of saskatoon regional economic development authority inc
pam is new to the sport of scuba diving
pam is scheduled to be in washington dc
pam is a nationally published author and has been a guest on radio and television programs
pam is the owner of archer fitness consultants
pam is committed to fiscal responsibility
pam is an outstanding fiddler
pam is a professional dedicated to promoting health and fitness to people of all ages
pam is a former teacher and museum administrator who has been a family historian and researcher for over 20 years
pam is also a featured soloist on calvary chapel music’s praise recordings as well as children’s albums
pam is her wheelchair
pam is a consistent believer in new age ideas
pam is a friend of my mother
pam is first and foremost a mother
pam is married
pam is the parent of bob
pam is in charge of student telesales and it is her friendly voice you will hear if you call 01334 462345
pam is a compassionate, caring and willing volunteer

Incarnation

pam is a linear polymer that electrochemically binds soil particles and other constituents of any hydroseeding or hydromulching system together
pam is one of the most disgustingly implemented ideas i’ve ever had the displeasure to work with
pam is designed to offer a number of features supporting the construction of interactive, graphical applications
pam is a new concept
pam is an automated voice message delivery service
pam is proof of why pam is considered a market leader throughout (I hope this is a rough draft. -Ed.)
pam is now available by anonymous ftp
pam is a perl module which provides an interface to the pam library
pam is a continuing column that appears in the cichlidae communique
pam is always ready for instant use by trained nurses who can interpret what the pam shows them
pam is a library
pam is a flexible application
pam is a portable launch platform with spin motor attached and spring device
pam is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the gnu general public license as published by the free software foundation
pam is applied to the irrigation water using two methods
pam is a very rare disease
pam is an alaska book by an alaskan

Ontology

pam is

Why this is not my nickname

valkyr is a figure of indulgence and sin support
valkyr is different
valkyr is a powerful hallucinogen
valkyr is just the tip of the iceberg; and max intends to pull down every last person that is in any way involved with the entire filthy cabal
valkyr is spreading like wildfire through new york city
valkyr is guilty of this heinous crime then he should answer for it to the proper authorities
valkyr is in zone 9a; valkyr lives in deer park
valkyr is not your typical 80’s tribute band; far from it
valkyr is like a plague over new york
valkyr is a stryker of the feminine persuasion
valkyr is now gone
valkyr is just like any other drug
valkyr is spreading rampant throughout the city
valkyr is the green drug that is sold on the streets compulsivly like marijuana and cocaine
...valkyr is; doordat max begint te hallucineren zien we de omgeving [possible translation: “When he’s on Valkyr, he starts hallucinating and we see the results”]
valkyr is something of a cybernetics miracle
valkyr is a versatile ship
valkyr is a roughneck who was abandoned by his parents at age 4
valkyr is actually a drug designed to enhance the stamina and morale of troops by the us army
valkyr is bad business
valkyr is designed to safely process compressed gas cylinders and other hazardous containers for sampling
valkyr is number one among the houses of the amazons
valkyr is the sort of drug that takes over your life makes you do things you wouldn’t think of in your sickest fantasy

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