Triage 23 October 2003, 19:37

Here is how various people on the web are getting to my site.

Days of intermittent server uptime, as well as other activities, have resulted in a huge pileup of undocumented referers since September 13. Together with the fact that the pr0n, perv ‘n’ prude referers have become uncountable, this has necessitated a change in the way this referer page works.

I will now be personally selecting the 10 most recent interesting referers. The top referers of all time will also be noted. Statistics are, as they say, history.

Noted trends:

10 interesting recent referers (as of November 8):

  1. edmonton editing > Dang
  2. men braid pics > Refer
  3. yawn-o-meter > Webcam game
  4. harvey pekar-cartoonist > Prosthesis
  5. disaster pics > Refer
  6. saba porno >Books
  7. camwhores > Webcam game
  8. dear miss manners > Say what?
  9. boeuf bourguignonne joy cooking > Cookin’
  10. sexy older men nude > Refer (circa 1st week Oct)

The hits

Recent, interesting search terms have led to these pages:

books < darkover food, arn saba interview, richard adams maia, berke breathed, william blake trilogy of innocence and experience

fringe < nicola gunn, eyewitness theatre, root of all squares and fringe, tyrannous rex bozeman

links < toothpaste pics, i love toothpaste for dinner

prosthesis < missing limb images, amputee photos

togs < nude hippie girls pics, pics of men in tight jeans

tongues < pronunciation st. john in jane eyre, my hair hurts +french, pronunciation jacques shakespeare, victorian screen doors, don juan coles notes, british pronunciation of stasis

travels < looking for abbotsford sex, miss nude peterborough, erotic weekends in virginia, jasper maastricht homo, prince albert saskatchewan girls nude, saskatchewan regina irc channel

weirdos < ukrainian flag car plate, young ukrainian princess, princess rear window decal, photos of rain puddles

Top 10

Best search terms of all time, in order of greatness:

  1. harry potter and the pregnant boyfriend from hell > Books (Oct 2003)
  2. pinko fries recipe > Rootin’ (June 23)
  3. coast guard reefer jacket > Duds (~July 12)
  4. eminem cognitive dissonance > Transaction (Sep 2003)
  5. jacques shakespeare bathrooms > Jacques (Sep 6)
  6. fixer upper castle > Digs (Oct 2003)
  7. hawkers wares poem > To market (July 25)
  8. kung fu hamster song > Older referers (Aug 25)
  9. window open vulgar novel > Tongues (Sep 2003)
  10. coeur d’alene single girls > Travels (Aug 30)

History

Less recently (Sep 13 – Oct 29)

  1. startrek in sound and vision > Trek
  2. mango mode in heidelberg > Squat
  3. hable con ella > Memory
  4. jonesing for glossary > Cookbook
  5. hair farming > Locks
  6. gabriola island coins > Interview
  7. section (3) in yaletown > Recipe
  8. add-ons to coke music characters > Squat
  9. the essential wok cookbook > Oops
  10. johnny depp > Interview
  11. occula > Glossary
  12. beetroot beetroot beetroot
  13. what is in a beetroot
  14. urban legend licence plate brackets > Haiku / Southeast
  15. webcam narrative > Webcam game

There are also some older referers.

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